I'm a very big fan of the biblical maxim, "If it offends thee, cut it off."
Cutoff date: December, 1986
Cutoff date: July 28, 2002
Cutoff date: October, 2001; November 2003; January 2006
Cutoff date: Haven't saved $2,000 yet, hopefully will soon.
But the kicker:
Cutoff date: Haven't asked yet. Hopefully will soon.
So many of my problems would be solved by not having a stomach:
1. No hiatal hernia, so no reflux; no reflux so no vocal cord problems or chest pain
2. No ghrelin production, so no hunger; no hunger, so no huge chest, flabby arms and giganto butt.
I just have to convince someone that these syllogisms make sense.