Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Sudden Turns

I was shoved by teenage punks when emerging from the grocery store, and was consequently unutterably pissed until, when driving out of the parking lot, a young, aggressively groomed man in a lowered, pimped and bronzed Honda passed me and I caught his personalized license plate, which read "Fluffer". I don't think it means what he think it means.

8 comments:

Jack said...

I'm not so sure of that. "Agressively groomed"? Sounds gay.

snusnu said...

Not in that way. There's a difference between metrosexual and too much hair gel.

shellswick said...

Those bastards! But..fluffer...teeheeeeee

ible said...

Skoooz me . I'm an old duffer from the previous century .

What's a "DUFFER" .

ible said...

Skooz me again . I'm also a debilitated senior in this century .

What I meant to ask is ..." What's a FLUFFER " ?

mjbcoug said...

From Wikipedia:
A fluffer is a hired member of the crew of a pornographic movie whose role on the set is to sexually arouse the male participants prior to the filming of scenes requiring erections.

snusnu said...

Yep. That's what it is, all right.

ible said...

Oh. I also haven't heard of "Metrosexual ".

What's that ?