Christian and I were trounced in keep-away yesterday by two children under five, but this time it was because short ones are really, really quick and I'm old and fat. Why can't we all just share the ball? Oh yeah, because the need to kick the ass of those who are less skilled is deeply, deeply rooted in the human psyche. Still, having your jiggly butt handed to you by a five year old doesn't suck so much when the little people are that cute.
Monday, July 21, 2008
Run, fat girl, run.
Was keep-away ever fun for anyone other than the hyper-athletic kids who had been playing soccer since conception and the regressive, vindictive gym teachers who enjoyed seeing the athletically-impaired be repeatedly denigrated every time they would attempt to get the ball from their snide, obscenely muscled peers?