Tuesday, August 22, 2006

My God, my ass is big.

It can't even be hidden by the GORGEOUS NEW COLUMN on our front porch:
















We've read many informative and highly opinionated articles on how best to paint a house, and most of them agree that most energy should be concentrated on prepping "money shots" at eye level. As the ceiling of the porch is visible from everywhere in the yard and is one of the first sights when one ascends the steps, I decided to completely strip it, sand it down to the wood and polyurethane it to keep it the natural wood color. It will nicely compliment the door we'll get eventually when we have money again.
















I loooove scraping. Scrape, scrape, scrape! I could scrape all day. The ceiling is a blank canvas of peely goodness. And, if I don't scrape, according to one article, I could be looking at imminent paint failure. Man the lifeboats! The paint, she's going down! And we don't want that.

3 comments:

AAM said...

GET THE FUCK OVER IT. THIS IS A POSTING ABOUT YOUR HOUSE THE DAY YOU INVITE EVERYBODY OVER TO SCRAPE THE PAINT OFF YOUR BUTT, YOU CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT IT. YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE YOU IN THE PICTURE!
SHEEESH. NO MORE!!!

snusnu said...

Yes, but it's MY BLOG, so I get to complain about my ass all I want. So there. :P

ible said...

What ass ?

I don't see no _ _ _ _ _ ass !