Friday, September 16, 2005

To the man standing next to me on the bus last night:

I understand that, when you were 20 years old, your waist was very likely a size 30/32/34. However, it is no longer a size 30/32/34. Please dress accordingly.

Thank you.

Sincerely yours,
Everyone else on the bus

1 comment:

Das Klaun said...

Can you tell my brother this? Or buy him some new sweats?