Thursday, September 01, 2005

Must remember to pick up chardonnay and cigs on way home

Have decided am going to drop use of time-consuming pronouns and articles a la Bridget Jones. Shall be grateful to have much extra time with which to organize home, learn to sew, make perfect pie crust, etc. Shall not, however, sleep indiscriminately with two ex-boyfriend fuckwits and conceive child by one or other. Not possible anyway as am married and have no uterus.


Christian said...

...and husband would kill you.

Christian said...

like expressing love through death threats.