Thursday, January 10, 2008

Things I will never do:

1. Brush a friend's dog and save the downy undercoat (well, I'd never brush any dog as I wouldn't survive to save anything).
2. Spin said downy undercoat into yarn.
3. Dye said yarn using the crushed carcasses of beetles I found in the desert.
4. Knit said bug-dyed dogwool into a kicky little purse for the dog's owner.

Nor would anyone, you say, disbelievingly? Have I got a show for you.

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