I'm a very big fan of the biblical maxim, "If it offends thee, cut it off."
Offender: Tonsils
Cutoff date: December, 1986
Offender: Uterus
Cutoff date: July 28, 2002
Offender: Hair
Cutoff date: October, 2001; November 2003; January 2006
Offender: Retinas
Cutoff date: Haven't saved $2,000 yet, hopefully will soon.
But the kicker:
Offender: Stomach
Cutoff date: Haven't asked yet. Hopefully will soon.
So many of my problems would be solved by not having a stomach:
1. No hiatal hernia, so no reflux; no reflux so no vocal cord problems or chest pain
2. No ghrelin production, so no hunger; no hunger, so no huge chest, flabby arms and giganto butt.
I just have to convince someone that these syllogisms make sense.
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NO CHEESE. think twice. NO CHEESE.
But I wouldn't want the cheese. No ghrelin, no appetite. I would miss the cheese, though. My brain would, at least.
But you're not going to remove the song in your heart right ?
YES.YOUR MIND WOULD WANT CHEESE.
WANT CHEESE...
I like monterey and jack cheese on tostadas & tacos. Mmm .
Don't care much for cheese omlettes though . But I'll eat 'em anyway .
Feta cheese is fun to play with .
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